- Kenneth Branagh Tío Albert
- Zoë Wanamaker Martha
- Freddie Highmore Robert
- Jonathan Bailey Cyril
- Jessica Claridge Anthea
- Poppy Rogers Jane
- Tara Fitzgerald Mamá
- Alex Jennings Papá
- John Sessions Sergeant
- Norman Wisdom Nesbitt
- Duncan Preston Sargento
- Eddie Izzard Esto