- Marlon Wayans Malcolm
- Essence Atkins Kisha
- David Koechner Dan the Security Man
- Dave Sheridan Bob
- Nick Swardson Chip the Psychic
- Alanna Ubach Jenny
- Andrew Daly Steve
- Cedric the Entertainer Padre Williams
- Affion Crockett Ray-Ray
- J.B. Smoove Padre de Kisha