- Ashton Kutcher Tom Leezak
- Brittany Murphy Sarah McNerney
- Christian Kane Peter Prentiss
- Monet Mazur Lauren McNerney
- David Moscow Kyle
- Valeria Wendy
- David Rasche Mr. McNerney
- Raymond Barry Mr. Leezak
- Veronica Cartwright Sra. McNerney
- Taran Killam Dickie McNerney